Wanna come back to my place? I’ll fry you some rice.
you’ve considered the shrimplications but….. have you prawndered them….,,,..,,..
It’s as shrimple as that 🍤
I laughed WAY too hard at this.
There’s no such thing as laughing too hard, only laughing enough to explain your joy. Never understate or minimize the ways in which you experience happiness peace and love
Swimming through Shrimp Week like…
This midwater shrimp (Eusergestes similis) is an agile, fast-swimming species that preys on krill and copepods. Eusergestes are an important food source for salmon, tuna, squid, and many other commercially valuable species. This individual was observed in Monterey Bay at 520 meters (1,700 feet) deep.
Much like shrimp week, it’s going by quickly
A brave little shrimp has been told all his life shrimp can’t cook. But after hearing about Shrimp Fried Rice he goes to the surface to pursue his dream, only to discover the dark truth…
image: a meme depicting a shrimp in a doctors coat standing in a doctors office gesturing at the exam table. the text "yes hello welcome to the shrimp hospital, what are y. what are your shrimptoms" is in impact font on the top and bottom of the image which is watermarked with the url @wizardsisananimal. end ID.
in honor of shrimp week here's an image i made a few years ago🦐🩺🥼
It’s time to discover your inner shrimp—are you more like a mantis shrimp, a brine shrimp, or…??? Take our Shrimp Week personality quiz and shellebrate the real you!
No one is fucking talking about it but another black man was killed by the same police department that killed George Floyd they killed him 9 seconds after entering his apartment. No knock warrants are fucking bullshit. He was wrapped in his blanket he was innocent they had the wrong address there is body can cottage you cannot fucking deny this bullshit.
This is being hushed up and covered up and I cannot believe it took me until TODAY, SIX DAYS AFTER IT HAPPENED to find out about it.
Everyone should be talking about this shit.
All the BLM protests and here we are again. We cannot let a single one of these slide because that's how nothing changes and that's how innocent people are being killed at the hands of assholes who are happy to pull the trigger without hesitation. I'm so fucking upset right now and so should you be.
EDIT: THE ORIGINAL POST SAID NINE MINUTES I MEANT TO SAY NINE SECONDS
